Political Rant...

How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don’t think. ~Some Guy

I’m in a fairly political mood, but I don’t want to preach so I’m just going to say that both candidates are fucking lame, and then talk about myself for an hour. I don’t want to fall I the category of those I see on the FaceSpace spouting off what Fox News, BBC, PBS, or CNN told them to say this morning. We all have our own brand I suppose; perhaps we should all just shut up and smoke.

I watched the debates and to a man who has spun an incredible web of bullshit his entire life- I have to say they both looked like assholes up there. It’s a damn soap opera, the debates. Prescript with notes that some poor intern wrote in twenty-five minutes, probably on the way to the debate. McCain looked out of touch (don’t fucking tell me where you’ve been and who you’ve seen… fuck off…) and Obama looked characteristically cool considering he is better qualified to make my mocha than run my country (Don’t tell me about the abstract plan you wrote down and someone told you it was brilliant…fuck off…)

As much as I want to wear Sarah Palin’s ass as a hat(lol..That should go over well with my family who reads this thing) she’s a damn joke for VP…

And the other guy…. Biden… well Palin did her job blowing his name right out of the election… who even cares about him anymore? That move will be studied by political analysts for years. Brilliant move by the right...completly cutting the legs out from underneath the VP candidates, thus negating their existence what-so-ever.

I feel like I just played Othello and canceled out all of my chips… weird.

Back to the FaceSpace masses, who are college age students spouting off what the read and what their professors tell them; get over it. You don’t matter until you are 26+ and have an active role in the economy…so shut up and drink your beer…enjoy it for another 4 years.

Oh..and lets talk about how everyone is some sort of Economist now. Everyone knows how to fix the economy. Economy this…economy that…. I bet if you asked someone to define Economy they’d give you a big, dumb look like AIG had on their faces last week. The truth, no one can fix the economy, it has to fix itself. Places like China and the Mid East have to work with us to get our economy back. We entered into this long ago under Clinton and he said “LET IT RIIIIDE!” ……..Voila ….. He signed NAFTA and began the steps to a Global Economy.

Now I’m sure everyone’s head just exploded when I said that. So I’ll stop. Making mention of the rest of the world to an American is damn close to denouncing Christ as the Son of God… people don’t react well to it.

“Why do we have to bail out Wall Street?!” I’ve been asked. Well, remember back in school when we learned about the Great Depression and stock brokers jumping off of buildings, banks going bankrupt, and all Hell breaking loose? Remember when you asked the teacher “Can that ever happen again?” and she said “No…we have systems put into place to never let that happen again.” THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT! These are the systems…. These are the ways…

OH …and you want tax cuts for the rich… they are the ones that invest in the economy. The more money they have- the more jobs we can get- the happier all of us lemmings are.

McCain and Obama are going to do the same thing: Put more troops in sand boxes and tell congress to figure out the economy. They are both playing the same game now....and Change is long gone. All of the Change has fallen off of their platforms. Clean air, socialized medicine, SOCIAL SECURITY..... c'mon America.... think.


Even Hitler relished in the fact that a country wouldn't think and just act......he even wrote down a quote about it somewhere....